The idiots at Weather Dot Com have driven deeper into Retard City in their crusade to give meteorological events memorable brand identities. There’s a storm due in the midwest, and it’s called Winter Storm Q.
Winter Storm Fucking LETTER Q?
Yes. That’s exactly the branding. “Q”.
Next on the list:
- Winter Storm Whoop Whoop!
- Winter Storm Gilligan’s Island
- Winter Storm Thaaayyynkss 😛
- Winter Storm Stupid Fucking Harlem Shake Video
- Winter Storm Kardashian
It’s the Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad, folks. And we’re gonna need ’em.