Winter Storm WHOOP WHOOP SMILEY FACEEEEE

The idiots at Weather Dot Com have driven deeper into Retard City in their crusade to give meteorological events memorable brand identities. There’s a storm due in the midwest, and it’s called Winter Storm Q.

Winter Storm Fucking LETTER Q?

Yes. That’s exactly the branding. “Q”.

Next on the list:

  1. Winter Storm Whoop Whoop!
  2. Winter Storm Gilligan’s Island
  3. Winter Storm Thaaayyynkss šŸ˜›
  4. Winter Storm Stupid Fucking Harlem Shake Video
  5. Winter Storm Kardashian

It’s the Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad, folks. And we’re gonna need ’em.

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